SUSAN: What's "magic" about the Broom? Well, it doesn't allow me to fly (stop making the references that it should since I'm a ....), it doesn't grant me any wishes, and it doesn't clean the house itself.
This Magic Broom keeps the roosters away!!! After weeks of using the magic broom himself, Nigel FINALLY gave me the "secret to keeping the roosters from attacking" ... When I go into their area in the coop (mostly in the morning when they are eager to get outside), I simply grab the broom and place it just in front of my body. The roosters stay away, for the most part, and if they don't ... I just scare them a bit by flinging the broom their way!
The result: No more bruises, scratches, and bloody knees, legs, ankles and feet! This is a great discovery for me, and has changed my life!
Now, you're probably asking the questions that I have asked myself nearly every morning ... WHY didn't Nigel tell me the secret of the Magic Broom earlier? Why did he keep the magic to himself??
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