Yees!!

BOOMER:
He's (dad) going down to those weird fluffy clucky things again. I wonder what they task like? Their poop tastes really good! I mean its like a treat! It smells good too!!

Wait! Hey Austin! He didn't lock the gate?? Is this a trick? He always locks the gate? Why didn't he lock the gate? Austin!! Austin!! HEY AUSTIN!

AUSTIN:
What? You know I am deaf & asleep. This better be good.

BOOMER:
Look the gate isn't locked! You know, we could squeeze through this space! We could check out those fluffy clucky things. Didn't you eat one when you lived in Georgia? What did they taste like? Their poop tastes really good! I mean its like a treat! It smells good too!!

AUSTIN:
Yeah I killed 6 or 7 one day! Can't remember what they tasted like now.... heck I am over 90 years old! I can't remember what I did 10 mins ago! Yeah I killed 2 or 3 of them one day! It was quite dangerous.... luckily I was a skilled killer!

BOOMER:
I thought you killed just one? Wow, that poop smells good. Do you reckon we could squeeze through the gate & check those fluffy clucky things out? Maybe chase a few? Lets go! C'mon old fella. YEEEESSS... we are in. Every dog for himself... I am checking out these fluffy clucky thi.... wait... poop! Mmmmm... poop! Tons of the stuff! Every dog for himself! Poop! MMMMmmm. poop!

AUSTIN:
Where am I going? Hey there are those fluffy clucky things I used to kill... I think?
Hey whats this... poop! Hey that doesn't taste too bad. Hey there is tons of the stuff! Eureka! This stuff is almost as good as worms, but much easier to find!!
Wow, I am feeling sleepy... its hard work eating all of this poop! Might just lay down for a bit of sleep & then I'll get back to eating... eating all of ......(very sleepy)..... Boomer doesn't know what he is missing.... phew I am sleepy....

BOOMER:
Uh oh! Here comes the big fella. He sees me! Quick eat as much as I can.... eat, eat, eat.... wow this stuff is good! Eat, eat, eat, ea.... oh he has me.... back in my yard I go! I could eat this stuff all day! It just doesn't taste good, it makes my breath smell awesome! If only I could get back through the gate!!! Wonder where Austin went?

AUSTIN:
(Waking up) Where am I? Where in the heck am I? Oh there is the house. Time to head back for a sleep. Hey look at those fluffy clucky things. I used to kill those things in my younger days. If one wanders nearby, I may give it.....feel a bit sleepy... need to get back to the house & to my bed. Hey there is dad... he'll give me a carry if I play it right! Time to look cute, friendly & a little old... might even get a treat if I play this right! He is just soooo gullible!! ;)

BOOMER:
Hey how much poop did you eat? How much poop did you eat? How much poop did you eat? How much poop did you eat? How much poop did you eat? I ate tons... & I could eat tons more! How much poop did you eat?

AUSTIN:
Go away Boomer... I am sleepy... I've been awake for more than 10 mins.... wow what a day!