Looney!

NIGEL:
Susan is looney! Okay, no new info there!!
So I am off at my regular lads evening..... where we discuss & almost solve the world's problems, & I typically leave my phone in the car.
As I climb in my car to head home, & see that I have 2 messages.... from Susan!!?

The general gist of it... with direct quotes contained within are below....

The SCENE: While I was away, Susan was putting the chickens away for the night. Several of them decided that under the coop was the place to go.

PHONE CALL #1:
"I felt I had to call to share what has just happened to me! Many of the chickens either can't locate, or wont use the chicken ramp. Now the little chicken ramp contained within the coop may seem like a good idea...BUT the chickens DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT!! It is a BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA! So I had to lay down in the chicken poop & move each one to show them where the ramp was to get back into the coop. I am covered... LET ME REPEAT.... I am covered in chicken poop from my hair..... ALL THE WAY down to my toes!!!! I am completely smothered in chicken poop!!"

PHONE CALL #2:
"I wanted to let you know I have large quantities of chicken poop in my hair, on my face, on my clothes.... I am lying in it... trying to teach the chickens how to use the stairs! What I didn't tell you is.... that the whole time I was lying in the chicken poop Austin & Boomer just barked & barked. To make matters worse.... all of the neighbors were driving by & saw me covered in chicken poop! I am completely smothered in chicken poop! You are going to get it when you get home!"

Now I didn't make her get under there & roll in the poop!! Apparently this line of reasoning wasn't acceptable to Susan!?!?! I did have to chuckle though :)

FOOTNOTE:
All of the chickens happily & appropriately use the stairs to the chicken coop without any problems! Mmmmmmmm.....?